Eve Cardone

About
Eve is fucking insane and crazy. It eats glass. It's a fictional introject of Tubbo from the Dream SMP, so that's why it has a stupid fucking gacha Tubbo image on its wiki.

Eve is very funny.

When it laughs too hard, Eve drools. Its fucking gross. It also has a mullet.

Eve is very good at the hit game Minecraft. It's a master builder, and has beat the game many times. Eve is also a very popular Minecraft speed runner, and has beaten the world record on a Minecraft speed run (don't google that).

Eve is silly. It's also a little bit slow because it thought @ntsumesakasaki on instagram was @bpdsora. This mistake will not be made again. Jack Manifold thinks that Eve is dumb. Eve has a slight drooling problem, but it is energetic and VERY funny.

Eve is sexy and awesome and funny. It has tall vibes but it's actually just fucking short. It's also jokingly mean.

Eve is Langa's beloved.

Meow.

Lore
Eve has crazy fucking lore


 * Eve has accidentally doxxed itself in the group chat once
 * Eve is a malewife
 * Eve is suspected to be a resident of "Ohio", but this may be a lie, considering "Ohio" is not a real place.
 * One time, Eve pissed itself from laughing too hard.

Vex
Eve is a system and many of his crazy silly alters have made special appearances in the psych ward. But they aren't important, unlike one special man. Vex is the original Eve Cardone.

Vex is a fictive of Korekiyo Shinguuji. It's stupid. Vex is stupid.

Vex likes to fight people. He fights people a lot. Don't be like Vex guys.

Trivia

 * Eve has a bunny named Ziggy
 * Eve absolutely despises Dream
 * Eve's favorite color is red
 * One sip of Baja Blast could kill Eve.

Accounts

 * Instagram: @neocitiess
 * The Group Therapy account is hooked to Eve's main

Tommy
It's best friend is TommyInnit who is the best and generally awesome and it loves him so bad and wants him and spends every minute with him and he gives it little lizards when it's good i love you tubbo hi tubbo its me tommy im talking to you through this wiki page i found it i found you i love you eve

shut up tommy

i love you do you love me too